Shaving: It's not just for breakfast anymore

 

When I saw the handle of the Gillette Venus razor, it occurred to me that it was ... ummm ... designed for some purpose other than getting a grip during shaving.

Now that they've introduced a vibrating model, I'm convinced that it wasn't just my filthy mind. "For more radiant skin" ... yeah, sure, I getcha.

No matter ... I've abandoned my Gillette for some hippie recycled brand that doesn't test their products by poking out bunny eyes. I'm funny that way.